Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
bring money and cleavage
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
