Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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