butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's blow job season.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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