I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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