just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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