I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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