can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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