What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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