with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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