he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Randomize
