Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
