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I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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