We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
