it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she smelled like a LAN party
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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