Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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