So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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