You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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