How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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