Define "chronic" masturbator.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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