She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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