apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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