Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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