I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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