Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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