Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
operation harelip BJ is a go
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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