I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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