My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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