ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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