thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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