I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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