is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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