She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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