Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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