I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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