He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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