You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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