shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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