she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I have aggressive nipples.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
