Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
