I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont even know how to be here
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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