OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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