brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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