I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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