Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
