Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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