I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
