I wish i was in the wii world.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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