the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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