This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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