Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
